its not what it seems
just what you think it is.
I AM DISFIGURED.
Let me relate to you the story of how my eyeball almost got dented.
I was watching mean girls (yes AGAIN, cos I wanted to hear the principal say "why would she refer to herself as a fugly slut" because it is hilarious) and I felt thirsty. And I remembered that there was some more apple juice in the cupboard. So I headed to the kitchen, which was about 2.49 metres away.
I opened the cupboard. And I realised I couldn't reach the apple juice which was on the upper shelf thanks I know I'm short. So I went to get a stool which was lying somewhere around. I walked over. Picked up the stool. Wheeled around and BANG.
My left eye hit the corner of the cupboard door. And my specs flew.
SO SMART RIGHT! SO DAMNED SMART I was clutching my eye like nobody's business and it was throbbing like hell. And I was so damn scared that my eye was bleeding and I would go blind and yadayadayada.
Reached out my hand. Touched my eye and AHHHH BLOOD, I SAY.
But it wasn't my eye that was bleeding la, thank goodness. It was this cut right below my treasured eye. So I stuffed an ice cube wrapped with tissue between my specs and looked like some mad person trying to prevent her eyeball from rolling out of its socket.
It's still feeling swollen ): and I feel disfigured. Please don't ask me what happened if I go to school with a black eye tomorrow, I'll feel so terrible I'll just break down and cry, really.
What crap.
I have the habit of eating while reading books. I shall control. Refrain. I will not do it. Will not! Its fricking 2210 I WILL NOT EAT THE DAMNED CORNFLAKES I'm so goddamned fat I will die
Ah yes. The splashing of milk into a bowlful of cornflakes. What heaven.
I DECLARE MY UNDYING LOVE FOR CCLGMMHQ HERE :DDDDDDDDDD I think I'm on crack.
Let me relate to you the story of how my eyeball almost got dented.
I was watching mean girls (yes AGAIN, cos I wanted to hear the principal say "why would she refer to herself as a fugly slut" because it is hilarious) and I felt thirsty. And I remembered that there was some more apple juice in the cupboard. So I headed to the kitchen, which was about 2.49 metres away.
I opened the cupboard. And I realised I couldn't reach the apple juice which was on the upper shelf thanks I know I'm short. So I went to get a stool which was lying somewhere around. I walked over. Picked up the stool. Wheeled around and BANG.
My left eye hit the corner of the cupboard door. And my specs flew.
SO SMART RIGHT! SO DAMNED SMART I was clutching my eye like nobody's business and it was throbbing like hell. And I was so damn scared that my eye was bleeding and I would go blind and yadayadayada.
Reached out my hand. Touched my eye and AHHHH BLOOD, I SAY.
But it wasn't my eye that was bleeding la, thank goodness. It was this cut right below my treasured eye. So I stuffed an ice cube wrapped with tissue between my specs and looked like some mad person trying to prevent her eyeball from rolling out of its socket.
It's still feeling swollen ): and I feel disfigured. Please don't ask me what happened if I go to school with a black eye tomorrow, I'll feel so terrible I'll just break down and cry, really.
What crap.
I have the habit of eating while reading books. I shall control. Refrain. I will not do it. Will not! Its fricking 2210 I WILL NOT EAT THE DAMNED CORNFLAKES I'm so goddamned fat I will die
Ah yes. The splashing of milk into a bowlful of cornflakes. What heaven.
I DECLARE MY UNDYING LOVE FOR CCLGMMHQ HERE :DDDDDDDDDD I think I'm on crack.
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