Thursday, October 20, 2005

A Rush Of Blood To The Head

All hail the adorable cactus logo drawn by yours truly :D:D:D

She will ensure a wide selection of entertainment programmes anytime, anywhere
eg Mexican Hat Dances/Guitar Strumming/Cacti-like Jumping & Waving/Sombrero Brandishing.
(delete where inapplicable)
So what are you waiting for? VOTE FOR CHERIE! clapclap clapclapclap

GEN I KNOW WHAT CAN MAKE YOU COME TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
1) You will suffer severe consequences if you don't go for TeaTiffinPoetryGarbage (and you know I've repeated this about 542987510 times today)
2) IT'S POLLING DAY, HARHARHAR SLAP IT SHOOT IT CABOOT IT
*3) You owe me money, and this debt could cause my death if unpaid.

* = most important reason

I am extremely traumatised and disturbed by my end-of-year results. But really, after the AMath tragedy I am OVER lousy marks. My L1R5 is so pretty it can win a beauty pageant.

It is with utmost regret to inform you that I failed both E&AMaths. A fortune-teller, that shall be my lifelong ambition. I foresee in my crystal ball my math tutor coming after me with a potato peeler (something I've been deathly afraid of since I cut myself twice in home ec last year) waiting to skin me alive. Gleaming, sadistic look in eyes sold separately. Maybe I should fire him. Or maybe AHEM prawns are the main cause of the problem here. I thereby conclude I am Allergic to Seafood.

CHINESE = PRIORITY (for now, till eleven days later)

Meanwhile I shall bear with learning stupid words like ZHI1 (ie ZHI1 hou4, ZHI1 qian2) QIU1 (autumn) DING1DANG1 and SHAN1 (fan)