Monday, March 06, 2006

Good Morning, Hypocrite

I am so irritated now I cannot fricking concentrate on studying for my differentiation test.

YOU KNOW WHY?

Cos I'm busy tearing my skin apart with the poisonous fibre in my nails because of a tiny little organism we all call MOSQUITOES.

I shall channel all my energies from now on into KILLING THESE PESKY CREATURES ARGH, I SWEAR I AM SO FUCKING ANNOYED NOW I REALLY WANT TO BE A MOSQUITO EXTERMINATOR WHEN I GROW UP. I don't even fricking care if I upset the bloody ecosystem, those stupid pond creatures have other insects to feast on, a little less variety and HUMAN BLOOD wouldn't hurt them!

WHEN THE MARCH HOLIDAYS ARRIVE, THE FIRST THING I'M GOING TO DO IS BUY A BATTERY-OPERATED FLY-SWATTER TO KEEP MY HOUSE FLYING-THING FREE, COS APPARENTLY INSECTICIDES ARE NOT WORKING AND ARE CFC-INFESTED, AND THE MORTEIN MOSQUITO REPELLER IS OBVIOUSLY FAULTY AND !@#$%^ I JUST CANNOT. FRICKING. STAND. MOSQUITOES AND HOW THEY SUCK YOUR BLOOD HAPPILY WHILE YOU ARE UNAWARE AND MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND THEN LATER YOU END UP SCRITCHSCRATCHING YOUR SKIN CELLS TILL THEY BURST (though its tecnically impossible since you need water for osmosis to take place before they burst but NEVER MIND) AND THEN LATER YOU BLEED AND SCARS WILL BE LEFT ON YOUR SKIN AND YOU START FEELING SO FRICKING VEXED. The WORST of all are the SMALL TINY BITES which don't stop itching for DAYS so you can't ignore them like the BIG bites, and ALL I AM RECEIVING NOW ARE THOSE TINY BITES ALL OVER ME AND I AM SO FRICKING IRRITATEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Velocity and Acceleration drive me mad.

MOSQUITOES DRIVE ME COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL.