Begging For Mercy

So complaining about applications to university/scholarships are all the rage right now and it's the same drill for me. I swear those application forms are out to do you in. The white blanks just stare at you and tell you "If you don't have anything to put in me, you're some damn no-life loser who wasted the past few years of your education lazing around playing stupid games and having fun and it doesn't even matter whether you get good results or not." Like having fun is a bad thing.

Seriously which INSANE brainiac would be a National Player in Sports, win Olympiad medals and tons of Academic Accolades, constantly participate in Community Involvement Programmes and Events as well as be Chairman of like a thousand CCAs, ALL at the same time? Do such people even exist?! If they do, they should seriously. Seriously. Just. SERIOUSLY?! Ah, fuck. They'll all go mad one day cos they're too smart and too over-achieving. Albert Einstein is a perfect example.

Alright. Off to sell myself to scholarship providers, if they'd even wanna buy a girl who can't even fill up half the form with achievements.

Oh I killed a few mosquitoes recently. Maybe I can say I intern-ed as a Pest Exterminator in Toa Payoh as a holiday job. HA HA not funny bye off to die.